when you accidentally refer to celebrities casually by their first name as if you’re close personal friends and all your friends judge you constantly because you have lost control of yourself and have no boundaries or rules and you’re just floating out in space like dark matter alone and cold and creepy
It’s worse when you call them by the nicknames you have for them!
(via kanyewesticle)
(via 314eater)
(Source: spongebob-daily, via memewhore)
She’s confused..
=/
my stomach is turning
prayer circle for this child
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So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr.
(Source: a-sip-0f-keseys-k00l-aid-42, via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)
is this jessie j
are you fucking kidding me? you can just go away if you dont know who this is
it’s jessie j
(via anfagistan)
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
(via jrne)
holy shit why am i laughing so hard
dude this isn’t even funny why am i giggling
shit i found this in my archives and i’m laughing again no sTOP
(Source: pseudofailure, via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
Kim Possible’s upper lip does not look like an upper lip it looks like a mustache.
Also, she needs to start wearing a bra because her nipples look like they could cut glass.
(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)
